therushian:

yssadalawa:

wassamattawityucca:

Ahhhhhh, they signed as their characters!

• Tony’s signature is ridiculously big and gaudy. Lulz
• Also, Clint’s little arrow. Abububu. <3

i’m really tempted to just rant and rave about EACH SIGNATURE and how fitting they all are

but

i won’t

you really should have. :I

OOH OOH I VOLUNTEER

omg so obviously the first thing you see in giant loopy words that show off like nobody’s business (except his) is TONY STARK and obviously it’s the biggest and one of the boldest because MAAAAAN, TONY’S TOOOTES THE MOST IMPORTANT!!

okay and then Natasha’s is totally badass and classy like you see that kinda shit on the paycheck at a high-class restaurant after the sexy Russian chick killed five mobsters in your restaurant, seriously, and the little rushed part at the end because “i don’t have time for this i have people to be seducicng and idiots to be giving cognitive recalibration” and god her signature is gorgeous omfg

and then Clint was like “OH LOOK NATASHA” and then proceeded to scrawl his fabulous siganture and omg, omg the ARROW IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE GAHHHAKSDJDKS it needs NO EXPLANATION OKAY and the signature’s like elegant and messy at the same time fffkjaksja <3

omg and Thor’s like “THIS MORTAL PRACTICE AMUSES ME!!” and proceeds to write his name REALLY FUCKING HARD AND PUSH DOWN A LOT SO THE LINES ARE AWESOME BECAUSE HE IS THE GOD OF MOTHERFUCKING LIGHTNING AND THEN HE UNDERLINES THAT SHIT TO EMPHASIZE BECAUSE EVERYTHING ABOUT THOR IS EMPHATIC

and then Nick’s is a completely no-nonsense, don’t you dare fuck with me kinda thing like all super harsh and bold and angular straight lines because THIS MAN MEANS BUSINESS, AIGHT

and then Steve’s is just nice and well-rounded and you see that shit and you’re like “THIS MAN IS A NICE GUY” and then omg the little “CAP” he puts is adorable because he’s just so proud of being able to call himself that and BE that you know and godddd so cute

and then Pepper’s is just FUN okay and it’s super light because she doesn’t feel the need to OVERINDULGE IN EVERYTHING UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE coughtonycough and like it’s loopy and swirly and girly and cute and fucking awesome and THIS IS A SIGNATURE OF A WOMAN THAT SMILES A SHITTON AND THAT WILL GET ALONG WITH YOU, EVEN IF YOU ARE AN INSUFFERABLE BASTARD coughtonycough and god it’s like swirly and curly and like secretarial (sp?) and AWESOME

and omg ugh BRUCE’S. FFFFFKJFJFKJJD. Bruce is so used to and so sick of being like the BIG GUY, the one that stands out compared to everyone else and he hates that and he hates himself so he’s just trying to hide himself away in this little corner here like “nope not the Hulk nope don’t look at me” omg but he still ends up writing so hard because he can’t control his own strength sometimes i just ksjjdsdf gahh babyyyy

and then Phil’s is almost like Natasha’s okay that shit’s got CLASS, that is a MOTHERFUCKING CLASSYASS SIGNATURE. that is the shit you see on secret agent badges (and on secret agent paperwork). it doesn’t like stand out or anything but it is a fine, FINE ASS SIGNATURE.

and then Maria’s is like this beautiful combination of bamftastic femininity and just straightup fucking awesomeness okay, she will NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT even if it looks like it at first glance, and it’s almost like she’s supressing those adorable little loops because SSSHHHHH CAN’T LET THEM KNOW I LIKE LOOPDELOOPS but then realizes fuck it I’m Maria Hill AND DOES THE LOOPIES ANYWAY

and Loki. omfg. Loki does not GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR PUNY PATHETIC MORTAL CUSTOMS, HE WILL WRITE IT BECAUSE BRUCE MADE HIM BUT IT WILL BE SCRIBBLY AND RIDICULOUS AND STILL REALLY MOTHERFUCKING FABULOUS. LOOK AT DEM CURVESSSSSS, BROO. just fffffjjdskd god it’s freaking ELEGANT okay E L E G A N T.

if i cosplay as jason

i’m just gonna bring along a baguette to whatever con i’m going to

and stick it in the red hood

and slowly eat it

throughout the day.　

LET’S CLING ONTO THE SHARD OF HOPE THAT EITHER:

1) BLEEDING COOL IS WRONG AND ALAN ISN’T THE SUPPOSEDLY ICONIC CHARACTER REVEALED TO BE GAY,

OR IF WE CAN’T HAVE THAT

2) THAT THEY DON’T WIPE THE REST OF HIS FAMILY (INCLUDING A GAY SON WHICH WOULD MAKE TOOOTAL SENSE IF DC KILLED OFF ONE GAY GUY AND BROUGHT IN ANOTHER) AND SOMEHOW MAKE IT WORK

I WILL CLING

CLING

CLING

if DC does reveal this “male and iconic character” as gay

and they suddenly make him ridiculous and flashy and stereotypically gay and completely different from his original character

I’m gonna flip a bitch.

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omg ok so what if like while Roy’s out searching for original!Roy (hereafter termed “Speedy”) he like meets some guy who calls himself the Red Hood maybe a year before the start of season two

and Hood is like this anti-hero that shuts down criminals and druggies and stuff and maybe Roy was like getting dangerously close to using heroin and then BOOM badass in a red dildo hat comes outta nowhere and makes him stop

and now Roy and Hood share an apartment except neither of them are there very often and they don’t like talk that much and Roy has noooo idea what Hood’s real name is but he’s taken off the dildohat and told Roy to call him “Jay”

and they mostly stay out of each other’s business, like Roy has no idea how many people Jay has killed and honestly doesn’t give much of a shit and Jay somehow knows his name which is a little scary but Jay doesn’t stop him when he disappears for a really long time and they never have heart-to-hearts or anything but they patch each other up if one of them is really hurt

until one day Roy sees on the news that the Red Hood is having a maaaaajor showdown with Bats and Roy’s like “WTF WHAT IS MY ROOMMATE/OCCASIONAL FUCKBUDDY DOING”

so he calls up Dick and Dick tells him all about Jason Todd and his death and then rebirth

and Roy’s just kinda like

oh

oh

…and that’s where my mind blew up.

EX

FUCKING

SCUSE

ME

(WARNING: INCOHERENCE AND ROY FEELS)

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OH

OH I KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT THIS OOOHHHH PICK ME PICK ME but anyone can correct me if I’m wrong or mess anything up lololol

SO LET’S COVER THE MAIN CONTINUITY FIRST. Jason was killed by the Joker while trying to save his mom right and he was like six feet under and everything, but then Superboy Prime went into RAAAGE MODEEEEE and punched reality in the balls. A sparkly purple sheen of AWESOME TIME-SPACE CONTINUUM ALTERING BULLSHIT (no seriously, a wave of sparkling purple passes over Jason in the panel) engulfs Jason and YAY HE’S ALIVE!!

So then Jason digs himself out of his grave with his own fingers and his belt buckles, asks for Bruce a lot, lands himself in the hospital, asks for his dad Bruce some more (SOBS), and then escapes from the hospital and wanders around the streets brain-dead (the lights are on but nobody’s home) for about two years.

Within these two years, he steals food and then shares with other poor people even though he doesn’t even know what he’s doing, robs a bakery and eats bread, oh yeah and also attracts the attention of one Talia al Ghul.

Talia’s relationship with both her daddy and with her sugardaddy (read: Bruce) are kinda screwed up at the moment, but she takes Jason in and dumps him in the Lazarus Pit and trains him and rehabilitates him and shows him pictures of Tim and is like “RAAARWRWRRGHHHFFFF AVENGE YOURSELF AGAINST BRUCE, JASON!!111ELEVEN!!!!!11” and also sleeps with him which is one of the creepier things DC has done.

So in addition to the half-truths Talia fed him (Bruce basically picking out a Robin the instant Jason died, which wasn’t really true since Tim’s an adorable creep and kinda stalked Batman for a reaaaaally long time before crashing into his house and being like “BROOS I WANNA BE UR ROBIN” but yeah different story), Jason has his own vendetta against Bruce because Bruce didn’t kill the Joker and avenge Jason, and also a bit of pit crazy in him.

Anyway, Talia pushes Jason off a cliff at some point and Jason comes back to Gotham and also at some point talks Clayface into pretending to be him and yeah, complicated, different story, read Hush. And then RED HOOD and also ANGST and BADASSERY.

OKAY MOVING ONTO UNDER THE RED HOOD MOVIE CONTINUITY. Basically what happened there was Ra’s al Ghul (Talia’s dad, btw) was the one who tried to work with the Joker and it still ended up with Jason in a warehouse and a crowbar and blood and explosion and dead Robin. SO. Ra’s felt bad that he was partially responsible for Jason’s death and ends up dunking Jason in the Lazarus Pit, but Jason got the DISCO PIT FEVER and went batshit (hahahaha bat) and ended up escaping before reappearing in Gotham a few years (years?) later as the Red Hood.

AIGHT NOW DCNU CONTINUITY. I’m a bit fuzzy on this one, so correct me if I’m wrong—most of it’s similar to/the same as the original comic continuity, except after Jason’s rehabilitated by Talia (idk if he slept with her in this one), he gets trained by like…the All-Caste? Which are like assassins I think, and also some chick named Ducra. I think. And that’s about all I know about RHatO and its continuity. (Also that Roy’s adorable in it.)

…yeah okay I think that’s all :D

(Source: koryandr)

ALL I CAN SEE BETWEEN KAORU AND SENTARO

IS TIM AND KON

SERIOUSLY

JUST

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